I hate to be that guy, but maybe this person should just go back to Alaska.
Yes, 30 Seconds Is Too Much To Ask
"I live in D.C. and want local news."
"I believe in local journalism."
"Y'all are doing real local D.C. journalism."
"Washington City Paper has made me feel like I am part of the D.C. community."
I hate to be that guy, but maybe this person should just go back to Alaska.