It’s Thursday, and you know the drill: Time to pick up your black and white and read all over copy of City Paper. In this issue:

• The cover is all about the dirty, dirty bathrooms found in restaurants. No, we mean filthy. Chris Shott wonders why sexy images are so popular in schmancy District restaurants.
• Fugazi’s much-hyped live show archives are reviewed by Ryan Little.
• Lydia DePillis explores the neighborhoodiness of downtown D.C.—-a place where one might least expect NIMBYism, and yet!
• Anacostia’s Uniontown Bar has an uncertain future now that its owner has been charged with cocaine trafficking.
• Loose Lips is all about City Administrator Allen Lew and the “vast resevoir of goodwill” he’s built up.