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Your favorite journalist’s favorite journalist reads from her new book: During her tenure at three of Washington’s biggest publications between the 1980s and early ’00s—City Paper, the Monthly, and the Post—Katherine Boo turned out spellbinding stories of the city’s underclass, from abuse at group homes for the mentally disabled (a series that earned her a Pulitzer Prize) to the real-life effects of welfare reform, with the muscle of an investigative reporter and a novelist’s finesse. For her work at the New Yorker, she’s earned the profession’s top honors, racking up a National Magazine Award and a Sidney Hillman Award. So it only makes sense that Boo’s first book, an epic work of reporting and storytelling that follows residents of a slum outside Mumbai through an economic collapse, would be among the most breathlessly praised debuts of the year: Former New York Times executive editor Joseph Lelyveld called Behind the Beautiful Forevers “the best piece of reporting to come out of India in a half century at least.” Get the first edition now—it might be valuable someday. Katherine Boo discusses and signs her book at 7 p.m. at Politics & Prose Bookstore. Free. 5015 Connecticut Ave. NW, (202) 364-1919 (Lydia DePillis)

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Sample some New Orleans flavor along a less sordid Mardi Gras parade route: Courthouse Road in Arlington, where Louisiana-raised chef David Guas is cooking up some traditional celebratory fare at Bayou Bakery. For $25, you get your pick of eats, including seafood jambalaya and andouille gumbo, with traditional king cake or praline to finish things off. For an additional $21, you get three drinks. Choose between Abita on draft or bottle and Mardi Gras punch. Reps from Rappahannock River Oysters will also be on hand, shucking oysters for free. Bayou Bakery, 1515 N Courthouse Road, Arlington, (703) 243-2410 (Chris Shott)

It’s Fat Tuesday, people! Get yer po’ boys and corny drinks at just about any bar in town! But this is really Young and Hungry’s area—click over there to see gobs of Fat Tuesday listings. Pro tip: If you’re driving, avoid Clarendon, because tonight is the neighborhood’s annual Mardis Gras parade. It’s going to get buck, at least by Clarendon standards.

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OTHER A&E HIGHLIGHTS

MUSIC

The Lost Civilizations experimental music project will be joined by local jazz ensemble OOO at Dynasty Ethiopian Restaurant this evening. 8 p.m. Dynasty Ethiopian Restaurant, 2210 14th Street NW, (202) 332-8332. Probably cheap admission.

FILM

If you’ve ever watched a film set in D.C., and wondered why a highway is running down the center of Northwest, or why Georgetown has a Metro station, tonight’s your chance to bitch about it. Stop by the Humanities Council’s “Humanitini” session tonight at Tap and Parlour, where the topic is the too-creative, absurd, or plainly ignorant distortions of D.C. in the movies. 7 p.m. Tap and Parlour, 2001 11th Street NW, (202) 299-0800. Free.

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