City Paper is not for tourists
People like to complain about The Hill‘s 50 Most Beautiful People list, but how can you not love seeing The Hill‘s writers strain to stretch any character detail into a one- or two-word defining trait? Someone who eats McDonald’s once a month gets the descriptor “McDaddy.” A woman saying she doesn’t like to wear pearls becomes “Anti-Pearls.” Genius!
The Hill‘s beautiographers may have outdone themselves this year. The best of the worst:
- Capitol Hill Kardashian
- Shrimp Killer
- Country Duds
- Confessions of a Nerd
- The Humble Superman
- The Horror
And, to end it with some creepy flair,
Then there’s the young woman who is just described as Floridian, who’s now probably thinking about picking up some hobbies.