Following Townhall Magazine‘s expose on “The Huffington Post: The Left’s Cocaine,” Metropolitan Police Department officers have started picking up media pushers across Washington. Still, some illicit highs persist on the streets, including:

• Washingtonian: McLean’s Fourth Glass of Wine on a Weeknight
• WTOP: The Commuter’s Pot
• WNEW: The Commuter’s Spice
• The Northwest Current: The NIMBY’s Bath Salts
• WUSA 9: The Paranoiac’s Vodka Eyeballing
• WAMU: The Foxhall Resident’s Drank
• Prince of Petworth: The Recent Arrival’s Hammer to the Temple
• Express: The Young Professional’s Whippets
• Washington Examiner: The Young Professional’s Conservative Whippets

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