Oh no, champion Redskins coach Joe Gibbs. Deadspin reports on his appearance today on ESPN Radio, where he said (emphasis added):
I go to the pro basketball game every time and they always said I was queer for tight ends. I had more tight ends running out there with the Redskins, and I look out there and that’s where the tight ends are, they’re playing in the NBA.
Joe Gibbs! In less terrible news, Gibbs, who is on a book tour, is excited about new quarterback Robert Griffin III.