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I’m trying not to jump the gun on Donald Trump Watch, since his Old Post Office construction isn’t even starting until 2014, but as  demonstrated by this letter to the editor in the Post from one Catherine Tibodeau of Olney, Md., Trumpmania cannot be stopped:

The best part of the deal would be the hope and prayer that it will bring his daughter, Ivanka, to this city. Washington needs a hostess with the intelligence, grace, charm and beauty of Ms. Trump. We have become dull socially.

“We have become dull socially!” In Ivanka’s absence, can Ms. Thibodeau assume a social regency? If she can keep the understated putdowns coming, she’ll have the dinner-party set in her grip in a couple of days.

Photo by Shutterstock. Via Mike DeBonis.