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By now, almost every angle on the baby panda’s death yesterday has been covered. Here’s how to feel sad about it, and here’s how to explain it your kids. But one question remains: What does Oderus Urungus, “intergalactic humanoid barbarian” and lead singer of gorey metal band Gwar, think of this?

Not very much, apparently.