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Do you have breasts? Do you have a working familiarity with role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons? Then a couple of Prince George’s County nerds have a job for you.

In a post Tuesday on Craigslist, a man asked for a woman with at least C-size breasts who could play “Dungeon Master” for five guys at a bachelor party…and be topless the whole time.

“The event is for a Bachelor Party and the ‘future husband to be’ would prefer if the DM could be topless,” writes the poster.

The full requirements:

  • Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
  • Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
  • It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
  • If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

It may seem like these guys are looking for someone who doesn’t exist, but I imagine a D&D bachelor party appeals to the same crowd as a renaissance faire, and those are well-known sexual hotbeds. Compensation, for now, is as mysterious as a 20-sided die.

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