Quarterback’s Creed: Washington Pigskins quarterback Robert Griffin III will be depicted in a painting commissioned by software company Ubisoft as some sort of tie-in with its Assassin’s Creed series. +2

Bachelor Pad Bar: Bachelor Pad star Chris Bukowski could set up his long-awaited “ladies-style sports bar” in Clarendon. +1

Machen Monitoring: Ron Machen, United States Attorney and pursuer of Mayor Vince Gray, has appointed an assistant U.S. Attorney to monitor November’s election in the District. +1

SEC Investigates: The Securities and Exchange Commission wants to see all of the audits and investigations produced by the Office of the Chief Financial Officer over the past few years. -3

Monday’s Needle rating: 56 Today’s score: +1 Tuesday‘s Needle rating: 57