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Residents at the Greenspring retirement home in Springfield in Fairfax County (or is it New D.C.?) celebrated Halloween this week with a lip dub to “Monster Mash.”
It’s cute, but also kind of scary. The only way I’ll be able to sleep at night is by focusing on how frequently Frankenstein mugs at his intended victim—-like hey, Ernie, I’m not really going to eat you.