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Good news for women and adventurous fellas: Trojan is planning to hand out free vibrators downtown next week.

“This holiday season, the Trojan™ Vibrations Pleasure Carts will be satisfying pleasure cravings,” reads a breathy press release from the company.

The hot-dog stand-like “Pleasure Carts” will be set up from noon to 4 Tuesday outside The Park at Fourteenth nightclub at 920 14th St. NW. Trojan will be handing out the “Tri-Phoria” and “Pulse” models.

Alas, not everyone is a fan of vibrator giveaways. When Trojan attempted to hand out vibrators in New York in August, the city shut down the giveaway because of the long lines. No word on whether lusty Washingtonians will cause similar problems in the District.

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