Oink Oink: Northern Virginia could see an invasion of wild pigs. -4

Agenda 21: Yet another burger chain has announced that it’s headed to the Washington area. This time, it’s called Burger 21, but the rhetoric (“premium ingredients”) and, presumably, the deliciousness are the same. +1

License to Thrill: With the news that Paula Broadwell‘s driver’s license was discovered in Rock Creek Park, the David Petraeus scandal keeps getting crazier. +5

Natitude Continues: The Nationals’ Bryce Harper has been named the National League Rookie of the Year. +3

Monday’s Needle rating: 23 Today’s score: +5 Tuesday‘s Needle rating: 28