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Not even China can keep Agent Zero down. Former Wizards star Gilbert Arenas may be a Shanghai Tiger now, but that doesn’t stop him from pulling mind-bending moves like the above, in which he tricks a defender into falling all over himself. It’s enough to make you want Arenas to come back and turn things around in Washington.

Arenas’ cunning moves should come as no surprise, though, since you really can’t get good at bourré without a sharp mind. And possibly a gun.