Local boosters at Destination D.C. promised to unveil a “sexy” ad campaign today for Date Night D.C., a scheme to increase tourism in the winter. And depending on your feelings for public humping, they might have succeeded with the ad above, in which a couple grinds up on one another while other diners are both shocked and a little bit aroused. Date Night D.C.’s website is also heavy on the restaurant straddling.

But why the emphasis on PDA? Date Night D.C.’s site has local deals and date ideas, but bones-jumping in a restaurant  does nothing for local tax revenue.