Gangster Squat: It’s hard to describe the John Dillinger-on-a-space-station vibe going on at new Dupont Circle club Heist, so take a look for yourself. Bags of money, briefcases with handcuffs on them…and Mr. Monopoly with an M16? +3

No Williams Woes: Former mayor Anthony Williams is not headed to Michigan to save Detroit, despite stories to the contrary. -1

Georgetown Mystery: Todd M. Thomas, one of the two men dubbed the Georgetown “Cuddler” after allegedly sexually assaulting Georgetown students, has had his conviction overturned. +/-0

Bungle Gym: A Fairfax County playground is tied up in legal red tape. -2

Wednesday’s Needle rating: 52 Today’s score: +0 Today’s Needle rating: 52