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Do you recognize the cat at right? It showed up in the Washington City Paper garage today and has stolen the hearts of our staffers. My immediate plan was to reap BuzzFeed-levels of traffic with a cat slideshow, but it’s scared and seems to want to go home—-wherever that may be.

If this is your cat, call WCP at 202-332-2100 to get it back. Otherwise, I will give it one of the following names:

  • Council Chairman Phil Meowndelson
  • Wizards star John Claw.
  • Washington Kitty Paper.

Leave your local news-centric cat name suggestions in the comments.