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Crystal Mess: With its somewhat-undeserved reputation as an overgrown office park, it’s hard to imagine anything especially sexy going down in Crystal City. But now a March sexuality conference featuring someone who describes herself as a “kinky boobisexual” could change that, at least temporarily. +3

Snowed Out: Looks like we won’t be getting snow tonight after all. -2

Pigskins Cooked: The Pigskins’ blame-it-on-high-schools defense of the team’s racist name could be facing a problem: high schools dropping the name. +2

Sunlight: Some of the transcripts of the secret hearings in the Chandra Levy will be released. +1

Thursday’s Needle rating: 55 Today’s score: +4 It’s Friday: +1 Today’s Needle rating: 60