Quack Quack: Somebody helped some ducks cross Pennsylvania Avenue. +3

Re-Union Station: The construction in front of Union Station is almost finished. +4

Campus Insecurity: The former head of Howard University’s police union received only probation, community service, and 20 weekends in jail for stealing $30,000. -2

Sexy Skechers: A supposedly sexy Skechers ad has scandalized a Montgomery County parenting expert. -1

Wednesday’s Needle rating: 81 Today’s score: +4 Today’s Needle rating: 85