Tickets Interruptus: Will the Kennedy Center ever manage to keep its site up long enough to sell tickets to Book of Mormon? -2

Suspects Identified: Police say they’ve identified two suspects in this week’s North Capitol St. drive-by shooting. +/-0

Matter, Settled: Finally, The View has taken on the issue of the Pigskins’ name. +1

Tapas Meshugas: Bad price-for-value tapas chain La Tasca is expanding. -3

Wednesday’s Needle rating: 75 Today’s score: -4 Today’s Needle rating: 71