Flexible: The fanciful food truck operators at Fojol Bros. are turning old buses into mobile vending operators they’re calling “Elastic Hallways.” +3

Luck of the Pigskins: Want to see Pigskins linebacker Rob Jackson terrorizing a couple on St. Patrick’s Day? Here you go. +1

Deflating: The Washington Area Bicycling Association’s annual Bike DC ride has been canceled after a series of permit frustrations. -4

SWATting Flies: Pranksters tricked Fairfax County police into raiding security reporter Brian Krebs‘ NoVa home yesterday. -3

Thursday’s Needle rating: 71 Today’s score: -3 It’s Friday: +1 Today’s Needle rating: 69