The Big Dance: How are D.C. councilmembers using their tickets to Sweet Sixteen games at the Verizon Center? Depends which one you ask. +2
Donkey Sauce: Is Eastern Market about to be featured on fusion cuisine guru Guy Fieri‘s Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives? Signs point to yes! -3
My Bad: Fire chief Ken Ellerbe says he’s sorry for recent problems with the city’s ambulance fleet. -3
That’s a Clown Question, Billboard: Yes, that’s Bryce Harper‘s face, splashed up in Times Square. +2
Wednesday’s Needle rating: 87 Today’s score: -2 Today’s Needle rating: 85