“Keepin’ It Cowboy”: For April Fools’, Howard University’s WHUR radio station claimed it was switching from an urban format to “Non-Stop Black Country,” DCRTV notes. Not all listeners were pleased. +4

Breathing Fire: It only cost $1,000 for two Nats fans to buy Jose Canseco‘s painting of Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig as a dragon and take the work of art to Opening Day. +2

On the Loose: After 24 attacks, the infamous Springfield Groper has finally been caught on tape. +1

Keep It In Your Pants: The Washington Post is getting into the woman-trolling genre, and geez. -3

Friday’s Needle rating: 83 Today’s score: +4 Today’s Needle rating: 87