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The Doughnut Hole: You would think that the pastry fans behind Zeke’s DC Donuts—-formerly, and controversially, Cool “Disco” Donut—-were in the clear, karmically, after they changed their store’s name. And yet…-2

Philly Phanatics: Forget that Craigslist wedding date—-too saccharine! Washington’s true Craigslist relationship is this one, based around Phillies fandom, Nationals hatred, and “Philadelphia sports douchebaggery.” +1

Ice Cream Versus Barbeque: Glover Park’s Rocklands Barbeque was hit with either an egg or a handful of oatmeal recently—-and not because of its disappointing cuisine! -2

Pay Up: Washington leads the country in student loan debt concentration. -1

Monday’s Needle rating: 41 Today’s score: -4 Today’s Needle rating: 37