Pot and Bothered: According to a new report by the American Civil Liberties Union, D.C. residents are arrested for marijuana possession at a higher rate than any other Americans. -3

Monster Catch: A fisherman from Spotsylvania County, Va., believe’s he’s caught the world’s biggest snakehead. Spooky! +2

Erase for the Cure: The Susan G. Komen Foundation announced that next year’s 3-Day Walk to combat breast cancer is off. +/-0

Sex Panther: Oh, for fuck’s sake, Newseum. An Anchorman exhibit? -2

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 32 Today’s score: -3 Today’s Needle rating: 29