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Porn to Run:Nats Manager Davey Johnson said on 106.7 The Fan today that none of his “guys” could date a porn star because they “can’t score.” +5

Tight Lips: People who interacted with former and soon-to-be sentenced At-Large Councilmember Michael Brown over his phone during the FBI’s wiretap of him just found out they were also caught on tape-2

Desperate Plea: D.C. Public Library released a solicitation for architects today to redesign the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Library, but according to Housing Complex, it’s not a very appealing job. -2

Shark Bites: A man caught two bull sharks Tuesday in the lower Potomac River. -3

Tuesday’s Needle rating: 71Today’s score: -2 Today’s Needle rating: 69