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Deep Inside: Shucks, the deadline passed, but Inside Edition was searching for the sexiest D.C. bachelor with the hottest bod. -2
Forever Bro: A Metro rider who is moving to the Big Apple to be an editor at BroBible got a tattoo of the Metro map (sans Silver Line) on his arm. -3
Total Knockout: Disgraced boxing coach Keely Thompson, who ran a gym for at-risk kids, spent $205,000 of grant money meant for kids on lavish personal goods. $50,000 of that money was spent on mystery “additional unauthorized expenditures” and prosecutors have sealed the document, preventing us from knowing how exactly that money was spent. -3
Web Flash: The just-opened Bardo Brewpub is exciting news for District beer lovers, but its website may be a little too excited. -1
Yesterday’s Needle rating: 70 Today’s score: -9 Friday Bonus: +2 Today’s Needle rating: 63