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If the federal government shuts down next week, either the libraries will be closed and your trash won’t get picked up for a week, or all local offices will be open and your elected leaders could be facing criminal charges for spending money without an appropriation from Congress.
Either way, you’ll need a soundtrack. Listen to ours above, and leave your suggestions for other songs to add in the comments below or by replying to us on Twitter.