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Everlasting Love: Stephen Colbert married a couple on his show whose wedding on the Jefferson Memorial was canceled because of the government shutdown. +4

Selfie Chaos: These people managed to snap selfies on Thursday during the high speed police chase between the White House and Capitol building that left the driver of the vehicle dead. -3

Furlough List: Federal workers furloughed in the D.C. area are selling some of their belongings, including a set of more than 30 Care Bears, for some extra cash. -5

Orange Soda: There’s a ‘90s party at McFadden’s tomorrow hosted by none other than Kel from Kenan & Kel and Good Burger. +2

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 55 Today’s score: -2 Friday Bonus: +2 Needle rating: 55