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The Washington Post keeps spewing its observations about millennials—this seemingly hard to define, but apparently homogenous generation that likes to spend all its recession-era money on frivolous shit.

City Desk has been keeping close tabs on this groundbreaking series, and based on our understanding of the reports, here’s a breakdown of what the hippest generation in D.C. is doing right now.

Washington City Paper millennial and Gen X staffers contributed to this report.