Hotel of Lame: The Trumps agreed that they wouldn’t bring strip clubs, “condom stores,” or tattoo parlors to the Old Post Office Pavilion. -3

Fun Sponges: WCP went trick-or-treating at mayoral candidates homes, and only one candidate—only one—was giving out candy. -5

Power of the Stache: More than a dozen Washington Capital’s players will be letting their upper lip hair grow for Movember—a campaign that works to raise awareness and money for prostate and testicular cancer. +2

Eating Bad:Bloomberg released its D.C. dining guide, and a Capitol Hill steakhouse tops the list. -3

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 64 Today’s score: -9 Friday Bonus: +2 Needle rating: 57