Vince Diesel: In his first day as a 2014 mayoral candidate, Mayor Vince Gray snapped at a City Paper reporter who asked him about his accomplishments. Good thing that question is never going to come up again. -3

Ridin’ Sexist: Metro goes sexist with this ad in an attempt to show how reliable Metro is? -5

Campaign Finance: The D.C. Cannabis Campaign, which is raising money to try to legalize marijuana in D.C. through a ballot initiative, is now accepting donations in the form of Bitcoins. +1

Meow Tale: The harrowing story of how a Silver Spring cat got stuck inside the infrastructure of a house and lived for his owners to tell about it. +2

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 62 Today’s score: -5 Needle rating: 57