This Town: Councilmember and mayoral hopeful Jack Evans wants to put $25 million into an incentive fund to entice movies and TV shows to film in D.C.—-a surefire strategy for acquiring more photos of him posing celebrities for his vanity wall. -5

And the Winner is…: Democrat Mark Herring. The Virginia attorney general race (yep, the one from early November) has finally been called, and it’s being hailed as one of the closest in modern Virginia history. Close watchers of the commonwealth’s politics: You can finally breath. +2

Too Sexy for My Art Gallery:  The city’s most notorious and nudity-friendly art gallery, MOCA DC, closed its doors in Georgetown’s Canal Square. -3

Gogurt: In an attempt to sell more non-GMO products, Whole Foods will stop selling Chobani Greek yogurt. This could create a big opening for the new Giant at O Street Market. -1

Yesterday’s rating: 75 Today’s score: -7 Needle rating: 68