I’m Waiting for the (Pizza) Man : This could be the best musical performance of 2014: Macaulay Culkin‘s pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band is performing at the Black Cat in March. +7

Mr. Money Bags: Chief Financial Officer Natwar M. Gandhi announced there would be an additional $19.8 million in city revenue for the current fiscal year and $42.7 million additional revenue for the next. +3

Mac Attack: Two suspects stealing Mac computers from a D.C. elementary school used one of the computers to prop the front door to the school open as they looted some more. (h/t Martin Austermuhle) -2

Mayor of the District of Hip: Mayor Vince Gray vowed to make D.C. the hippest city in the United States. +3

Yesterday’s rating: 68 Today’s score: +11 Friday Bonus: +2  Needle rating: 81