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Pop-ups Are Dead, Long Live Takeovers: Toki Underground and Woodberry Kitchen plan a ramen “takeover” of Artifact Coffee. It shall be dubbed Tokifact. +2

Food Fight: Madam’s Organ is so, so mad at its “shitty neighbor” Tryst right now. +/- 0

See Something, Say Something: WMATA has posted an online survey for its riders to weigh in on the proposed 2015 budget. Among budgetary issues of interest: a proposed increase in bus and train fares. +/- 0

Baaaaa!: It’s gonna be really cold tonight (-5) But WJLA’s Brian van de Graaff uses the forecast to make a killer joke about a lamb and a wool coat! +5

Monday’s Needle rating: 76 Today’s score: +2 Today’s Needle rating: 78