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Security Meat:Big Buns burger joint in Ballston switched the name of its “The RGIII burger to “The RGIII aka The Kirk Cousins” burger to account for the star quarterback’s late-in-the-season sidelining. Harsh. -2

The War Against Yogis: A woman alleges that a theft ring is targeting local yoga studios, threatening serenity across the District. -3

City Pride: D.C. was named the gayest city in America by the Advocate, which judged cities on their LGBT-friendliness. +2

Baby, It’s Seriously Cold Outside: D.C. can expect to see some of the coldest weather it’s had in 20 years tomorrow, with temperatures dropping as low as 10 degrees with a wind chill factor of o degrees. Be on the look out for closings in the area. -10

Friday’s Needle rating: 78 Today’s score: -13 Today’s Needle rating: 65