Williamsburg Schmilliamsburg: Gawker trolls the Internet and shoddily declares a Williamsburg equivalent for each city. Here’s the right answer for D.C. -4

The Rent is Too Damn High: The newest studios on 14th Street NW are starting at $1,875 a month. -3

Yelp!: Todaymarked the third day of an interesting Fairfax trial over a scathing Yelp review. +1

Journalism Jobs: The Post announced its ambitious plans for 2014, and it looks like the paper will be looking to hire some journalists. +2

Friday’s Needle rating: 46 Today’s score: -4 Today’s Needle rating: 42