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D.C.’s love for its new snowy owl has already been demonstrated and, to the apparent horror of all of Twitter this morning, tested. Still, anything with a place in our hearts deserves a name of its own. So we put it to you: What should the snowy owl’s name be? Here are Washington City Paper‘s suggestions:

  • Hedwig and the Angry Ouch
  • Snowy Ramone
  • Edward Snowyden
  • Hootie and the Snowfish

Think you can do better? Tell us in the comments. Not acceptable: Mulan.

Photo by Perry Stein