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Whip It: A woman writes in to PoPville complaining that one of her Metro co-passengers was masturbating while commuting this morning. -4

Supermarket Sweep: The former food desert of Shaw could be getting another supermarket, which is good news, but prospective super marketeers should be aware of the law of diminishing returns. +1

Fly Away: An Arlington branch of Bonchon sold 10,000 soy-garlic and hot wings on Super Bowl Sunday.  +2

Owl Better: D.C’s snowy owl was hit by a bus Thursday morning, but is now in a rehabilitation facility and appears to be doing better. +3

Friday’s Needle rating: 40 Today’s score: +2 Today’s Needle rating: 42