Wedding Crasher: Well, the story would have been more fun if he were actually a wedding crasher, but RGIII received a wedding invitation from a fan, and the Pigskins player promptly RSVP’d that he would not be attending But he did leave a nice note to the couple on the RSVP card and included an autographed card. (The couple also sent invitations to Mickey and Minnie Mouse and President Barack Obama.) +3
Pooper Scooper: A concerned reader wrote into PoPville asking whether she should say something or mind her own business regarding a newly remodeled Logan Circle building that has dog shit strewn all over its lawn. -2
La-Z-Boy:A new app, Instacart, launched in D.C. today and will allow people to order groceries and have them delivered to their doors in less than hour. -1
Doritos Loco: Doritos cheese sticks were first spotted in a D.C.-area 7-Eleven, which is something that our nation’s capital can be proud of. -1
Yesterday’s Needle rating: 35 Today’s score: -1 Today’s Needle rating: 34