Snow-Make-It-Stop-Alypse: Here’s your weekly forecast to decrease your quality of life in D.C: Get ready for some low-impact snow in the area tomorrow, followed by strong winds Wednesday. -3

Rich Market: A new study shows that a minimum wage worker would have to work 137 hours a week to afford a two-bedroom, fair market rental in D.C. That’s about $1,500 for a two-bedroom apartment. -4

Grocery Wars: While Trader Joe’s opened with a whole lot of fanfare last week, Street Market & Cafe quietly opened this weekend a few blocks north on 14th and Belmont Streets NW. Between Trader Joe’s, Yes! Organic Market, Whole Foods, and now Street Market & Cafe, have we hit the point of diminished returns on organic food on the 14th Street corridor? Only time will tell. +/-0

Bros 4 Lyfe: The Fogol Brothers closed the last of its three trucks Friday. -3

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 68 Today’s score: -10 Today’s Needle rating: 58