DJ Hilton: Paris Hilton will be playing her “first-ever DJ set” at Echostage. Tickets go on sale today. Enough said. +5

Oy Vey: BLT Steak is trying to upscale the unsexy gefilte fish this Passover with a dish that serves four lumps of pike “gefilte” fish with English pea veloute and pickled chanterelles for a staggering $35. -3

Work Day: The lovely weather D.C. had over the weekend will be nothing but a memory come Tuesday night, when the forecast calls for cold rain and possibly snow. And the worst part of all: No snow day! -4

Double Victory: In a once-unthinkable feat, D.C. United just won two games in a row. +2

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