Reality Bites: A House of Cards veteran is reportedly developing a reality show based on D.C. “up-and-comers,” including Hill staffers between the ages of 19 and 29.  -3

Dirty Talk: The blog Stop Requested takes Young & Hungry’s latest column about having sex in D.C. bathrooms one step further, imagining what how conversations in said bathrooms could go. A sampling: “Hill Country (Karaoke Edition): “Shhhh, not so loud! I want to hear Wagon Wheel!” +2

Holy Guacamole: Chipotle says it will raise its prices for the first time in three years as the costs for beef, avocados, and cheese increase. -3

Blast from the Past! There’s a real live bookstore—-not an Amazon warehouse—-opening in Petworth. +4

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