Get Low: This great video of a very drunk man in a suit performing (that’s a generous description) Lil’ Jon & The East Side Boyz‘ “Get Low” on the Metro resurfaced today. It’s only Tuesday, so this is definitely worth a watch and a guaranteed laugh. +3

LOLZ: A new, presumably accurate list ranked D.C. as the fourth funniest city in the country, estimating that there is one top comedian per 158,000 residents. D.C. has about 632,000 residents. That means there are about four really funny people in the city. -4

Modest Living: A luxury condo building under construction on 14th Street NW will be called The Bentley. -3

Broken Record: Dan Snyder was asked today about his new Original Americans Foundation and said, “We understand the issues out there, and we’re not an issue. The real issues are real-life issues, real-life needs, and I think it’s time that people focus on the reality.” -5

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 78 Today’s score: -9 Today’s Needle rating: 69