The Key to Biking: Capital Bikeshare says that due to a shipment problem, it has run out of the keys needed for members to unlock a bike at its more than 300 stations. New keys are not expected to arrive until July 7.  -4

Tumult Tuesdays: A White House intern fainted during the press briefing today on her very first day of the job. Feel better, and better luck on day 2! -1

Look Both Ways: Here is a pretty indisputable roundup of the some of the most cringe-worthy intersections in D.C. -3

The Case for Budget Autonomy: A Republican congressman will reportedly introduce an amendment to the District’s appropriations bill that, if passed, would block the city from implementing its recently adopted marijuana decriminalization law-5

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 72  Today’s score: -13 Today’s Needle rating: 59