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Car Crawl: Police arrested and stun-gunned a naked man driving a car that hit three other vehicles during a bar crawl event in the Clarendon area this weekend. The man, who was in fact wearing socks, was celebrating his 23rd birthday at the “All American Bar Crawl.” God Bless America! -4

This Town: Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet Yellen‘s security detail has ruined the gated Hillandale community near Georgetown, according to some neighbors. One neighbor complained about the aesthetics of the security detail with “doughnut-bellies.” Not a good look, Hillandale. -5

Mo’ Money: The first phase of the minimum wage increase will go into effect tomorrow, raising the wage from $8.25 per hour to $9.50 per hour. +5

Drink On: Here is a full list of the bars with approved, extended holiday hours this Fourth of July weekend. +3

Friday’s Needle rating: 68 Today’s score: -1 Today’s Needle rating: 67