Bowser Hazards: A man posing as a cable guy stole two cell phones from Muriel Bowser‘s parents’ home. Man picked the wrong home to rob. -3

Moon Dance: There is a full “supermoon” tonight, which means you can expect a 14 percent bigger and 30 percent brighter full moon than the full moons of 2013. +3

Double Down: Washington Post columnist Courtland Milloy stands by his anti-bike commuter column and says parts of it were actually a “public service” to misbehaving cyclists. -2

The .00001 percent: The D.C. area’s most expensive condo just sold for $8.65 million in Chevy Chase. The 6,737-square-foot penthouse broke its own record: It was previously named the area’s most expensive condo when it sold for $7.95 million in 2012. -1

Wednesday’s Needle rating: 70 Today’s score: –3 Friday Bonus: +2 Today’s Needle rating: 69