Wizards’ Reality: Kris Humphries, yes, that’s Kim Kardashian’s ex-hubby, signed a three-year, $13 million contract with the Washington Wizards. Let’s hope this union lasts longer than his marriage. +3 

Green City : The D.C. Council approved legislation that would ban Styrofoam containers in the city in 2016. The bill also said restaurants would have to provide only recyclable or compostable food containers by 2018. +3

Lost in Love: Here’s a video of a couple that got engaged in the middle of the National Building Museum’s maze. Assuming their marriage hits no dead ends, this is nice. +2

Freedom Drinks: New Hampshire says it will accept a D.C. license as proof of age when purchasing alcohol, even though it is not a state-issued ID. +4

Wednesday’s Needle rating: 59 Today’s score: +12 Today’s Needle rating: 71