A D.C.-area man is generously offering two free Diamond Club tickets to Friday’s opening Nationals play-off game. The only catch? You must have a threesome with this self-described 24-year-old athletic dude.

The ad, as first pointed out by Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post, reads:

I have two Diamond Club tickets for Fridays opening playoff game. The tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food. I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only). I am not some old gross dude, actually 24 and athletic. I just cant go to the game and don’t really need the extra money, and have always wanted to take place in a threesome. Please send 2-3 photos of you and your friend, so I can see what we’re working with.

Despite being the ultimate strings-attached deal, the poster reassuringly notes that this is a “no strings attached deal.”

If you are interested in this offer, please copy citydesk@washingtoncitypaper.com on all exchanges.

Photo by Karl-Ludwig Poggemann via Flickr/CC BY-SA 2.0