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Drake in the Club:  TMZ reports that Drake was celebrating his birthday this weekend at Stadium Club, and after he left the club, he angrily rushed back in, dropping wads of cash along the way. +2

Funky Time: George Clinton will be at MLK Library this weekend to promote his aptly titled autobiography, Brothas Be, Yo Like George, Ain’t That Funkin’ Kinda Hard on You? +2

No Respect: The panel at NFL Today flat out laughed at the prospect of the Washington football team winning tonight’s game. -3

Public Affair: Not only will former Post editor Ben Bradlee‘s funeral be open to the public, but it will also be televised+1

Friday’s Needle rating: 55 Today’s score: +2 Today’s Needle rating: 57